42, n°4 : Les aventuriers de la lose !
- CerberusXt : Bon..bon *tousse* Bonjour *raclements de gorge* je m'appelle CerberusXt !
- Public : *En coeur* Boooonjour CerbérussIxté ! *Chuchotements* Quel nom bizarre franchement, ça doit probablement être d'origine Roumaine ! En tout cas c'est pas Français de France, ça non ! On a plus de goût.
- CerberusXt : Voilà, je suis clean depuis presque un mois ! Je n'ai pas bloggué depuis le 1er avril dernier !!
- Spectateur 1: *Salve d'applaudissements* Woot ! Bravo !! La classe !
- Spectateur 2: Ouais, encore un naze de moins sur l'intraweb, plus que 6 millions de Skyblog et on sera tranquille !
- CerberusXt : Par contre pour compenser j'écris des articles et des niouzes pour un webzine de geeks T___T
- Spectateur 1: Bouuuuuuh !! La honte !! Gros loser !! Va mourrir dans ton vomi !
- Spectateur 2: Les geeks ils sont nazes ils sortent jamais de chez eux !!
- Spectateur 3: Ouais, et ils sentent des pieds sous les bras !!
*Jets de cailloux*
Je suis sur que ceux qui auront lu le texte lamentable ci-dessus sans pleurer de sang de honte seront partagés entre les "Mon dieu, mais il est pas encore cané celui là ? Mince, on était peinard pendant qu'il polluait pas l'intraweb le rascal !" (ce n'est pas très sympathique T_T) et les "zOMG, pourquoi tu publies plus de billets ? J'aime pas lire les textes en PDF même si au final ça revient au même que sur ton blog et du coup mes neurones ont eu le temps de se régénerer sans ma dose de nullité quotidienne ! C'est un scandale". Malheureusement, ce que je vais dire ne satisfera aucune de ces personnes puisque j'ai l'honneur de vous annoncer que le numéro 4 de 42 vient de sortir, wouhou c'est la fête (comment ça ma transition est honteuse ! Je ne vous permet pas !) :
Le thème de ce mois-ci sent la poussière et le danger puisqu'il met à l'honneur les aventuriers et aventurière de tout poil !! Arriverez vous à venir à bout de ses 72 pages de niaiserie sans vous rouler en boule pour pleurer dans un coin de votre chambre ? Saurez vous éviter les jeux de mot piégeux disséminés dans chaque article ? Prenez votre courage à deux mains (si vous êtes une chochotte une main suffit) et découvrez le en le téléchargant le magazine maudit :
Pour les aventuriers plus frileux qui aiment savoir dans quoi il mettent les pieds avant de marcher sur un serpent voici le sommaire :
Test : Lego Indiana Jones | Guide du savoir vivre geekien | |
La durée de vie des jeux vidéo | Râler sur les vacances aventure | |
Et toi, à quoi tu joues ? | Les crânes de cristal | |
Indiana Jones 4, la critique | Le complot mondial chinois | |
Top 10 DragonBouse : Evolution | Comment vivre de grandes aventures | |
Comics : la troisième force | Râler sur les poissons d'avril | |
La danse contemporaine | La panoplie du petit métalleux | |
SURPRISE BUTTSEKS | Le texte dont vous êtes le héros | |
Le geek est-il bankable ? |
Pour ceux qui ne savent pas lire (on pense vraiment à tous le monde) on a aussi mis tout plein d'images, comme celle-ci made avec les petites mains potelées de obi (pas facile de photoshopper avec deux moignons) :
Pour les paniqués de la lecture "OMG il y en a trop, je mourrais avant d'en voir le bout T__T" rappelez vous que 42 c'est comme de la confiture : faut étaler sinon c'est dur à avaler et en plus on en fout partout !
Dernière chose, le magazine a toujours besoin d'aide pour se faire connaitre alors n'hésitez pas à en parler autour de vous, à harceler vos amis/famille/chiens/chats pour qu'ils lisent 42 ! Au début ils vous en voudront mais une fois qu'ils se seront habitués à la douleur occulaire ils vous remercieront, j'en suis sur ! Et puis, pendant que j'y suis, pour nous aider à améliorer le bousin votre opinion est primordiale alors n'hésitez pas à "LACHE TON COMZ" ici même ou sur le forum du magazine!
Bref, bonne lecture !
PS : galerie mise à jour ! Ca commencait à faire un bail
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