2 astuces javascript a deux francs

Enfin pas a deux francs mais plutôt a deux euros il faut rester un peu a la page tout de même.
A quoi sert cette astuce ? A rien c'est donc tout bonnement indispensable a tester.

Donc, si vous voulez avoir l'air de vous balader sur des sites web complètement bourrés voici comment qu'il faut faire c'est tout bête:

Allez sur n'importe quel site web, si possible avec plein d'images (pas sur nioutaik ca marche pas, normal il est protégé contre l'alcoolisme, essayez sur des gros sites plein d'images du genre allociné et Cie)

Effacez ce qu'il y a dans la barre d'adresse

Copiez ce bout de code dans la barre d'adresse:

javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5; DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(0);

Appuyez sur entrée (vous savez la grosse touche avec une flèche dessus) et voila, c'est ti pas meugnon

Attention ca colle un peu la gerbe. Et c'est garantie sécurité, testé et approuvé par Niou Taiknologie c'est vous dire le sérieux de l'étude.

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