Les gangstas ne savent pas tirer

L'avantage avec ce billet sur un nouveau guignolo c'est que l'image a elle seule est quasiment suffisante. Regardez la quelques secondes histoire de loler un bon coup. Il est t'y pas mignon avec son flingue a l'envers le vilain :') en plus il prend l'air drôlement méchant ça fait peur. C'est quand même un beau cliché ambulant de gangsta guignolo celui la, il a tout, même les gros colliers en or pour montrer qu'il est pété de thune alors que tout le monde sait qu'il a du vendre un rein et sa grand mère pour les obtenir oO

Les guignolos gangstas aiment avoir du style (prononcez staïl), vu qu'ils ont éclusés un peu tous les trucs avec leurs colliers qui pèsent 3t et qui leurs collent un mal de dos pas possible ils ont décidés de lancer une nouvelle mode, celle du "je tire n'importe où mais avec staïl ma bonne dame" (Ce qui en langage gangsta donne "J'te bang bang invert staïl mother fucker !!!", le gangsta n'employant que très rarement un langage chatié). Du coup ils se sont dit "tiens ca pourrait être marrant de tirer avec le flingue a l'envers" (Trad en langage gangsta "180° staïl, lol !"), ce qui, il faut bien l'avouer est complètement inutile et a donc une belle place au panthéon de ce blog pourtant déja bien chargé oO

Le côté positif de cette superbe mode c'est que le nombre de morts par balles a fortement diminué dans les zones ou les gangstas sont a la pointe de la mode (par contre ils ont sans doute beaucoup plus de blessés oO et pas que les mecs visés...). Il y a même des experts en balistique qui ont comparés les différentes méthodes de tir, la méthode a 90° (donc flingue penché a gauche ou droite) ne fait perdre que 20% de précision tandis que la méthode a 180° fait perdre plus de 80% de la précision, chouette, ça signifie moins de morts et plus de dommages collatéraux !.

Mais pourquoi ils tirent comme ça ces idiots si ça marche moins bien ? A cause du style, encore et toujours, l'important n'est pas de bien viser mais d'avoir la classe en le faisant, donc en fait les gangstas ne sont rien d'autre que de pauvres fashions victims, ca casse un peu le mythe ^^

Et puis de toute façon je ne connais qu'un seul gangsta qui a vraiment la classe, lui:

Chat gangsta

Oh, en fait les gangstas c'est nul, le mieux ce sont les mecs qui tapent sur les gangstas, comme Vic Mackey de The Shield. Cette transition en bois pourri me permet juste de vous cracher ma joie au visage "La saison 6 de The Shield, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH". Voila, comme ça c'est fait. Pour ceux qui ne connaissent pas encore cette série géniallissimement extraordinairo tip-top cool (honte sur vous oO) voici un trailer pour vous faire une vague idée de la bête:

"Aaaaaaaah The Shiiiiiieeeeeeld !!!!!" Desolé c'est encore sorti tout seul, je vais aller me flageller pour la peine, promis je le ferais plus "Aaaaah *claquement de fouet*"

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Par CerberusXt | vendredi 20 avril 2007 | 19:57
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