Astuce de discussion pour geek
Quand on est un geek il faut parfois sortir de chez soi et par conséquence entrer en contact avec d'autres êtres vivants qu'on appelle LES GENS !! (Clichééé, a prendre au 2nd degrés, je le reprécise des fois que ^^) LES GENS ce sont toutes les personnes qui ne sont pas de la famille, c'est LES AUTRES de LOST, on sait pas vraiment qui ils sont mais on sait bien qu'il ne nous veulent pas que du bien les saligauds. Malheureusement, parfois, LES GENS se sentent une subite envie de parler, or le geek/la geekette ayant souvent une allure fort sympathique (le geek est plutot beau/bonne gosse en général, tant qu'a balancer du cliché autant en créér un positif ^^) c'est naturellement sur vous que ça va tomber ! Mais avant de vous exclamer "Et merde de quoi je vais pouvoir parler avec ce GENS, pour un peu il ne sait même pas ce qu'est un ordinateur, l'angoisse !" je vais vous dévoiler une formidable technique pour soutenir une discussion quand on a rien a raconter, voir quand on a rien envie de raconter, voir quand on veut pas se casser les fesses (au choix).
Je tiens cette technique de mon père, qui, a sa façon, est un grand philosophe geek (et non grec) couplé a un moine boudhiste ninja, autant dire qu'il y a du niveau. Sa technique est très simple, il suffit de répèter la fin de chaque phrase de votre interlocuteur sur un ton interrogatif. Histoire de bien comprendre le truc mettons nous en situation:
Un GENS: Salut l'ami, comment allez vous ?
Un geek anonyme: Bien et vous ? (attention ceci est une phrase standard, ca ne fait pas partie de la technique ^^)
Un GENS: Bien bien, beau temps pour la saison ! (c'est incroyable ce que la météo peut être un sujet d'ouverture de conversation passionnant)
Un geek anonyme: Beau temps pour la saison ? (hop la technique démarre)
Un GENS: Oh oui, avec tout ce soleil ca m'a redonné envie de faire du jardinage
Un geek anonyme: Du jardinage ?
Un GENS: Oui, dans mon potager, j'ai 3 plants de tomates qui se battent en duel et qui donnent bien. Ma femme me donne un coup de main pour planter des haricots.
Un geek anonyme: Planter des haricots ?
Un GENS: Et bien oui, comme c'est la saison ca serait dommage de ne pas en profiter, comme ca je pourrais faire des bocaux cet hiver
Un geek anonyme: Des bocaux cet hiver ?
Un GENS: Vous ne seriez pas en train de vous moquer de moi ?
Un geek anonyme: Me moquer de vous ?
J'ai pas trouvé plus chiant comme exemple, mais que voulez vous les GENS ne partagent pas tous les centres d'intêret d'un geek il faut s'y habituer. Comme vous avez vu cette technique est dangereuse sur le long terme, donc a moins de la coupler avec quelques variantes de temps en temps pour faire illusion il vaut mieux écourter au maximum la conversation sinon vous passerez pour un salaud (remarquez c'est pas bien grave si ça évite d'avoir droit aux histoires de haricots). Pensez aussi a sourire pour être moins suspicieux ça permet de tenir plus longtemps ^^
Bon bien sur cette technique n'est a utiliser que pour les cas d'urgences, pour le reste il vaut mieux suivre de vrais conseils comme ceux de thibault du très bon blog Palsambleu qui contient plein de conseils sur le développement personnel dont un sujet sur Comment soutenir une conversation, m'enfin c'est quand même moins fun ^^
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