2 Montres inutiles
Voilà une petite astuce pour tous les amis bloggueurs qui me lisent, si jamais un soir vous n'avez pas d'inspiration pour écrire un truc zonez au hasard de sites vantant les mérites d'objets inventés par nos amis les Japonais, vous trouverez toujours un ou deux trucs nazes à vous mettre sous la dent, à croire qu'ils ont un cerveau conçu spécialement pour inventer les trucs les plus innombablement stupide. Vu que ce soir j'ai le cerveau en gelée bah j'ai pioché dans l'inépuisable collection d'objet "qu'on se demande qui est le drogué qui l'a inventé" JaponIais et je vous ai dégotté deux montres bien inutiles, vous allez voir c'est émouvant :')
On commence avec la montre qui porte le doux nom de RADIOACTIVE. Malheureusement, et contrairement à ce qu'on pourrait croire, cette montre ne sert pas à vous irradier bien au contraire vu qu'elle a pour mission de vous indiquer le taux de radiation dans l'air ("bah forcément, ca va pas être dans la mer banane !!") ce qui est super utile quand on habite au beau milieu du Gers ou le danger nucléaire est à chaque coin de champs de blé !!1 Si j'ai bien pigé le Japonais (cad que j'ai rien pané mais que je tente d'interpréter les images) il semblerait que la montre intègre un compteur qui, je l'espère, a pour rôle de vous indiquer le temps qu'il vous reste à vivre si jamais vous vous approchez trop près du réacteur nucléaire de Fleury-Mérogis "cool je meurs dans 12 min \o/ !!". Et crème de la crème, cerise sur un gâteau tellement chargé qu'une bouchée et tu nourris 15 villages Somaliens, cette montre donne l'heure, du jamais vu !
Si vous prévoyez de visiter les riantes contrées d'Ukraine vous pouvez acheter cette montre chez Seahope, elle coûte un nombre indéterminé de sous Japonais vu que je n'entrave toujours rien aux Kanjis et qu'en plus mon navigateur refuse des les afficher (Il doit se dire "Nan mais c'est bon, je vais pas me casser les fesses à t'afficher des belles lettres toutes chelou vu que de toute façon t'es trop naze pour y comprendre quelque chose " T_T)
La deuxième montre se prénomme Alien DNA et va encore plus loin dans l'inutile que la précédente (bon détecter les radiations ça peut, dans certains cas servir faut bien l'admettre) puisqu'elle sert à vous indiquer votre taux d'ADN alien contenu dans votre corps oO Sachant qu'on est tous infecté par des extraterrestres c'est d'une utilité indéniable c'est sur, c'est encore un bien bel objet qui s'amuse probablement à capter votre température corporelle et qui mitonne un chiffre avec ca "Mouhahahaa c'est idiots ils pourront jamais vérifier si c'est vrai" qu'ils doivent se dire les ingénieurs Japs en buvant du Saké avec le pognon qu'on leur file en achetant leurs montres T_T
Si vous voulez quand même engraisser les ingénieurs Japonais fou c'est encore chez Seahope que ca se passe (ma nouvelle référence après SolidAlliance :D)
Edit: Un gens qui sait lire le Japonais (enfin c’est ce qu’il dit oO, il s’appelle A. pour ne pas le citer) me précise que „j’ai tout faux“ en fait ces montres n’ont pas d’autres fonctions que d’afficher l’heure de facon originale, pas de compteur Geiger ni de détecteur d’ADN donc, cette déception, finalement comprendre le Japonais c’est nul ca casse le fun T_T
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