Nouveau concurrent pour l'objet le plus inutile du monde
Eh oui, un Championnat, la classe, il faut dire qu'après l'extraordinaire Moule a Caca (même plusieurs semaines après je ne m'en lasse pas :') il parait logique de mettre en place un match pour le détroner de sa première place bien acquise, et croyez moi ce n'est pas facile de battre le maitre de tous les objets pourris !! Aujourd'hui une lumière d'espoir dans le monde étrange du truc naze est pourtant apparue, un nouveau challenger est apparu pour tenter de marraver la tronche du Moule. Mais quel challenger peut bien être a la hauteur du maitre me demanderez vous. "Mais quel challenger peut bien être a la hauteur du maitre ?" Merci et bien histoire de faire super pas original on va la jouer encore une fois aux devinettes pour conserver un bon gros suspense que même Hitchcock il serait jaloux (tiens j'avais jamais fait gaffe mais Hitchcock on peut traduire ça par Attache Bite, wouah, vous allez voir c'est carrrément de bon ton avec notre objet. Bonjour monsieur Attache Bite, comment allez vous ? Nan c'est classe il y a pas a dire).
Pour vous aider a deviner quel magnifique objet est notre challenger du jour voici une image:
Non l'objet n'est pas un sparadrap pour zob avec des dessins Super Mario dessus, ce n'est pas non plus un renfort pour pénis en adamantium pour bander comme Wolverine (que de poésie), rien de tout ça, c'est beaucoup moins utile. Comme je ne veux pas faire mon gros sadique je balance la réponse dès maintenant en image, soyez sur d'être bien accroché a votre fauteuil, les âmes sensibles vous pouvez vous abstenir je ferais un papier a vos parents, atteeeeeention:
OMGWTFBBQ !!!!!11 (oui ca me fait pile la même réaction que pour le Moule a Caca) C'est, c'est, une haltère pour zizi !! (j'aurais pu choisir un synonyme a Zizi mais faut avouer que c'est quand même rigolo comme mot, ça rappelle l'école maternelle). En gros cet objet est censé vous permettre de vous muscler le machin entre les jambes, ah ah ah les inconscients !! Le pénis n'est pas un muscle donc cet objet est parfaitement inutile et en plus il est stupide, bref c'est tout bon, rien a dire. Mais est ce suffisant pour détroner le Moule a Caca vous demandez vous sans doute tout angoissé dans votre corps ?
Les haltères pour zizi sont encore plus inutiles que le Moule, et ça ça fait pas mal de points bonus, parce qu'autant on peut toujours faire caca dans un moule en plastique juste pour déconner, faire des tractions avec une haltère en équilibre sur la bite c'est pas simple, faut un bon sens de l'équilibre et puis en gros il faut penser en alternance a "Scarlett Johanson nue" (hop hop ça attirera du pervers ^^) et a "Un frigo ou un ordinateur détruit" pour, hum, je vous fais pas un dessin vous pigez le principe oO (et oui l'ordinateur détruit a un effet très néfaste sur la libido du geek) et tout ça pour 0 résultat. Mais voila, ceci n'est pas suffisant pour détrôner le Moule de la tête du classement, pourquoi donc ? Et bien le Moule a Caca c'est un objet inutile mixte, aussi bien pour les filles que les mecs, et ça c'est important car l'inutilisme se doit d'être absolument universel ! L'haltère a bite fait dans la discrimination de la connerie c'est moche.
L'Haltères pour Zizi aura été un valeureux challenger et est passé a deux poils de fesses de battre l'impressionnant Moule a Caca, il prend donc la seconde place du classement qui ne comprend pour le moment que deux objet ("super utile bravo !!"), ça donne ça:
- Moule a Caca
- Haltère pour Zizi
Prochainement plus d'objets pour remplir ce classement minable, a vous les studios. Oh bigre j'oubliais, des fois que quelqu'un voudrait acheter cette chose ça se trouve chez Bachelorette.com.
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